Tip #1 - Let sleeping cats lie
Resist all temptation to attack your bruffer, especially when he looks most relaxed and vulnerable.
Tip #2 - Avoid landing furrlat on your back
Try, at all cost, not to get flattened on your back. You are at your furry weakest and will be at the mercy of cats and beans alike.
Tip #3 - Always purrtect your head
Purrtect your head. Always. If your bruffer gets his teeth on your head, that is the Death Grip.
Tip #4 - Don't get sat on... no matter what!
If all the tips above have failed you, your bruffer should have you in his Death Grip by now. But don't give up yet! Unless he has sat on you then... you're purrty much dead.
~Tiffy
Photos courtesy of Melissa & Kenny
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These are extremely good tips...which is why I will make sure Isis never sees them.
Tiffy's growing quickly! These tips go fur sisfurs, too. Of course, wif Bonnie it's just don't touch her an don't get in her way. An definitely DON'T pounce her.
Tip #5 - If you don't want your bruffer or sisfur to attack you while you are sleeping/eating/drinking/in the litterbox, don't attack them while they are sleeping/eating/drinking/in the litterbox too.
But of course, you can still stand on the hood of the litterbox to antagonise them when they are in there doing their business.
Your little orange kitty, General Yuan Yuan
Great to see Gucci and Tiffy having hearty fun!!
HEHEHE. Cute pictures! I'm so glad you can come to my party!
Don't give up Tiffy!
This reminds me of Dolce and Bella. Its good to see that Gucci has adopted his little sister.
"Cats are like potatoe chips, you can never have just one."
You can kick his butt Tiffy! Missy is a third the size of GK but beats the crap out of him all the time!
Heehee!! so cute! =^^=
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