Wednesday, May 31, 2006

How not to get killed by your bruffer

Tip #1 - Let sleeping cats lie

Resist all temptation to attack your bruffer, especially when he looks most relaxed and vulnerable.


Tip #2 - Avoid landing furrlat on your back

Try, at all cost, not to get flattened on your back. You are at your furry weakest and will be at the mercy of cats and beans alike.


Tip #3 - Always purrtect your head

Purrtect your head. Always. If your bruffer gets his teeth on your head, that is the Death Grip.


Tip #4 - Don't get sat on... no matter what!

If all the tips above have failed you, your bruffer should have you in his Death Grip by now. But don't give up yet! Unless he has sat on you then... you're purrty much dead.

~Tiffy

Photos courtesy of Melissa & Kenny

10 comments:

Zeus said...

These are extremely good tips...which is why I will make sure Isis never sees them.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Tiffy's growing quickly! These tips go fur sisfurs, too. Of course, wif Bonnie it's just don't touch her an don't get in her way. An definitely DON'T pounce her.

KXBC said...

Tip #5 - If you don't want your bruffer or sisfur to attack you while you are sleeping/eating/drinking/in the litterbox, don't attack them while they are sleeping/eating/drinking/in the litterbox too.

But of course, you can still stand on the hood of the litterbox to antagonise them when they are in there doing their business.

Your little orange kitty, General Yuan Yuan

cat_aunty said...

Great to see Gucci and Tiffy having hearty fun!!

Oreo said...

HEHEHE. Cute pictures! I'm so glad you can come to my party!

PrincessMia said...

Don't give up Tiffy!

Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce said...

This reminds me of Dolce and Bella. Its good to see that Gucci has adopted his little sister.

"Cats are like potatoe chips, you can never have just one."

Gigolo Kitty said...

You can kick his butt Tiffy! Missy is a third the size of GK but beats the crap out of him all the time!

Luna said...

Heehee!! so cute! =^^=

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