Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Am I Fat? AM I FAT?!!!

Absolutely NOT! I am soooo not fat!
It's just that my Daddy keeps taking all these horrible unflattering photos of me. Just look at these...

My chest looks fat, my neck looks thick, and I look like I've just grown a 3rd chin


I look like a pregnant Tom from this atrocious angle!

Oh, my beautiful sexy behind... it looks so swollen!
Somebody purrliss teach my Daddy to take better shots of me. His photos do my beauty and sexiness no justice at all!
~Bombay
Photos courtesy of Melvin & Stephanie

7 comments:

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Purrs, Bombay, you're beootiful an sexy to me! Does your tail always have that adorable kink? Rowr.

auntie p said...

*Looks at 2nd pic*

Waaaahh!! *gulp*

cat_aunty said...

Dear Bombay, of course you are just a bit hefty compared to Gucci. Maybe your dad need to do some photo edit before he publishes your pictures.....

=^..^= said...

My beeoooteeful Bonnie, my tail is indeed kinked. Many Singapurr cats have 'kinky' tails. And 'plucked' eyebrows too!


Auntie P and Cat Aunty, I AM NOT FAT!!! It is my Daddy's lousy photography skills that's making me look this bad! I AM NOT FAT!!!

~Bombay

Moglee said...

Dear Bombay, you are not furrat...your daddy's eyes are! So keep it up! *High five*

Bonnie Underfoot said...

OH, that kink is just loverly. An I like a boy wif lurve handles. I haf a bit of a tummy, too, but that's because of the oper-way-shun... you know. I've heard beans talk about horizontal stripes making them look fat; I fink that's the problem you an I run into wif the camera. Don't let it worry your furry head.
Purrs, Bonnie

Maggie & Molly said...

You don't look fat..It's just the computer..Computers are like TV, you always look 10 lbs. heavier..