Slash: It is winter and Mommy knows that. Yet she gave me a bath. What an evil and cruel Mommy!!!
Bronzy: Maybe you should explain that Mommy gave you a bath because you pooped on yourself for the fifth time this week.
Bronzy: And maybe you should also add that Mommy heated up the entire house for you so that you wouldn't get cold.
Slash: Only if roughing up my head till I got dizzy counts as wiping dry and choking me in a headlock counts as cradling.