Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Vengeance with Lasers

Mommy! Why are you hiding in the study again?

Why do you prefer your books over me? Me! Your floofy, handsome son!

Look at me when I'm talking to you, Mommy!

Fine! You leave me no choice but to burn your back with my laser eyes.

Wha...? The power of one isn't enough?

Well, that's alright...

I have backup.

~5-Cat Style

Friday, May 27, 2011

Mommeh Hugs Kitteh's Nightmares Away

This video is just too adorable to not blog about.

Everyone together now, "Awwww..."

~ 5-Cat Style

Friday, May 20, 2011

Slash Hates Getting Brushed

Slash isn't the easiest cat to brush.

But I have to give it my best shot because
I don't want to keep sedating him for professional grooming.

I wish he understood that and would make it easy for me.
But his line of thinking goes something like,
"Why make it easy when you can make it hard for Mom?"

His protests usually begin with lots of grumbling.

They will then progress into a more violent form of struggling.

That is why I have to hug him in a very strategic pose.
Need to avoid getting clawed at and chewed on, you know.

When Slash finally tires himself out from all the fighting,
he will close his eyes and stay frozen in a rigid position.

But not without pulling some extraordinary faces
to show his continued disapproval of getting 'tortured' by the brush.

~5-Cat Style

Photos courtesy of Jennet

Friday, May 13, 2011

3 Haikus about the 2 Naughty Ones

Always wrestling
Around the house even when
It is 4am.

Always tumbling
Noisily into
Chairs and glass windows.

Always battling
On the bed and on the floor.
No peace anymore.

~5-Cat Style

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The ABC Family Tree

Alpha, Beta and Charlie the Catnip Fish

~5-Cat Style

Monday, May 09, 2011

ManCat Monday

When you are a man cat and sleeping...

And your stoopid sister takes up your leg room...

It is perfectly acceptable...

To use her body as a foot stool.

~5-Cat Style

Thursday, May 05, 2011

Slash & the Coffee Table

Mommy says that because I am so floofy, I make a great glass cleaner.

So she asked me to help her wipe clean the glass top on the coffee table.

I'm not sure I want to. Some of these stains look pretty dodgy.

Like this one!

Ewww... When was the last time you wiped the coffee table, Mom?

~5-Cat Style

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Rejection Hurts!

Slash woke up a grumpy pooh today.
And poor Bronzy had to bear the brunt of it.

Look at what happened this morning.

Slash was staring me down...

When Bronzy stumbled upon the scene.

She decided to give her brother a little love.

But Slash recoiled immediately...

Got up...

And swaggered away.

Poor Bronzy...

~5-Cat Style