Friday, September 30, 2011

A Philosophical Question on Dualism

What lies in darkness?
And what lies in light?

~5-Cat Style

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Bronzy's Dance of Joy

Bronzy LOVES food.
So you can imagine how after every meal,
she floats on air, kneads on cloud nine, leaps over the moon then sprints towards 7th heaven.

She also does this quirky dance of joy.
This is what it looks like.

Gotta catch that on video one day.

~5-Cat Style

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Goldilocks and the Three Cats

Once upon a time,
Goldilocks entered a cattery
and saw three cats.

Papa Cat was very tall.

Mama Cat was medium.

And Baby Cat was just... CUT! 
Bronzy, Baby Cat is supposed to be "just nice". Not flattened.

We need to do a retake here!

~5-Cat Style

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Slash's Request

Mommy, I have something to tell you.
I think Bronzy and I need a new cat tree.

Look at this corner.
It is completely chewed up.

And this corner is totally frayed.

 So I think you should get us a new tree.

Until then, I'll keep chomping on the corners, ok?

~5-Cat Style

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The Negotiator

Mommy, I'll be a good boy and pose for you like this.

But I'm starting to feel tired and woozy.

So how about some treats to sustain me?

~5-Cat Style

Monday, September 19, 2011

Something on the Window

Slashy boy...

What are you staring at?

What is that?

Oh, wow... A grasshopper actually made it to the 11th floor.

~5-Cat Style

Sunday, September 18, 2011

STOP, Slash!!!

Your drinking water is not for slapping!

~5-Cat Style

Friday, September 16, 2011

Slash & Bronzy Ask an Important Question

Dear Friends,

Are you getting enough treats from your humans?

~5-Cat Style

Thursday, September 15, 2011

A Lunch Date with Slash & Bronzy

Slash: Hurry up with the food, Mommy!
Bronzy: We're starving!

Mommy: Okay, okay. Here you go. Eat slowly, please.


Slash: What was that?!

Slash: Did you hear that?!

Slash: I definitely heard something!

Slash: It was a loud something!

Mommy: I didn't hear anything. Don't be so distracted.

Mommy: Look at your sister.

Mommy: She has almost finished all her food.

Bronzy: Yummo! That was good.

Bronzy: Are you having trouble finishing your lunch, Slash?

Bronzy: I can help you polish it all off!

Slash: No, thank you. I still want my food.

Bronzy: Are you sure you can finish ALL that?

Slash: I'm sure. Stop asking me already.

Bronzy: Alright, since you're sure.

Bronzy: But if you change your mind...

Bronzy: Just let me know.

Bronzy: I'll be over here...

Bronzy: Washing up. 

Slash: Finally, I can eat in peace.

Slash: But I do wish she would stop staring at me so hard.

*Bronzy eyes her brother*

*With two unblinking eyes*

*No wonder he feels pressured to finish up his food*

Slash: This is stressful.

Slash: And my belly is about to burst.

Slash: I have to stop now.

Slash: Oh gosh, I'm so full.

Slash: I'll have to release some of the pressure...

Slash: With a burp!

Slash: And that's the perfect way to end a meal!

~5-Cat Style