A Feline Search & Rescue for Poor Slash

You may have noticed that
I had vanished mysteriously from the blogosphere
for a whole year.

Do you know why that is?
I'll tell you why.


I had been left on the shelf.
LITERALLY!
By my horrible Mommy.


I searched everywhere frantically for help.

I looked up.

I looked down.

I looked left.

And I looked right.

But help was nowhere to be found.


Then I saw Bronzy.
And I felt so happy and relieved that finally
I could be rescued from this squeezy shelf.


So I reached out for Bronzy with my paw.


And I pulled her ear to get her attention.
Do you know what happened next?

Instead of rescuing me,
that stoopid sister of mine told me to wait!
She said she had more important things to do.


She sat down and began to bathe.


And then promptly went to sleep.


I'm soooo gonna get you for this, you lousy prawn!!!

~5-Cat Style