Tuesday, February 01, 2011

We Abhor Ablutions!

Slash: I was minding my own business when suddenly...


Slash: I heard Mommy call.
(Sla-sheeeeee!)
Oooh... What do I get this time?
Treats, cuddles or games?

*10 minutes later*


Slash: OMG! I got a bath!


Slash: Mommy, why?


Slash: Why did you do it?


Bronzy: Lemme see! Lemme see! What did Mommy do?


Slash: Oh, you'll see, alright!


Slash: Ha! It's your turn, Bron.
(Bron-Zeeeeee!)

*Another 10 minutes later*


Bronzy: What in tarnation just happened?


Bronzy: I feel like my essence has been diluted.


Bronzy: My mojo watered down.


Bronzy: What do we do now, Slash?


*Slash schemes*


Slash: First we wait...


Slash: And we dry....


Slash: Then WE give Mommy her bath!

~5-Cat Style

15 comments:

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

What a horrible thing to do to you two! I hope you got lots of treats afterwards!

Kea said...

Oh, noes....! We suggest that your mom sleep with one eye open tonight, in case you both decide to exact your just revenge!

ABBY said...

OH NOES!!!!
NOT a baff.
Slash we love your view! You've got a wonderful city scape view. We just love it.

And we hope that you don't have a repeat of a baff anytime soon.

purrin
xoxox

Katnip Lounge said...

It's bad enough that Humans do not practice civilized tongue-bathing and indulge in the rediculous water ritual...but to involve YOU in their nefarious schemes?

It's just so WRONG!

Luscious Lucy said...

OH! (Sam, will you PLEASE stop laughing). Slash and Bronzy, you got a raw deal! It was a trick! (Sam, STOP it!) I feel terrible for you and to think that your mom even immortalized you both in pictures! How humiliating. We cats have no rights whatsoever. It's ok. Wait it out. Your turn will come. We'll join your team if Sam will ever stop laughing, and then we'll get even more to join. Look out, Slash & Bronzy Mom. We leave hair on soap!
XOXOXO

Au and Target said...

Oh what an evil and mean mummy! Only one thing for it: tell her how upset you are at 2AM. And then again at 3Am and 4Am. hehehe.

We're happy and silly because Au is better!!!!! So relieved I think I will sleep tonight.

Sparkle said...

Sadly, I gather that most humans actually LIKE baths! So she may not see it as a punishment.

Ann Dziemianowicz said...

Oh dear Slash and Bronzy what happened to all your beautiful furs! Just remember when you dry off you'll be gorgeous yet again. (oh and threaten your Mom with a bubble bath to really scare her!)

Cat said...

Poor kitties, I hope you dried off quickly and there were lots of treats afterward!!!

Catsparella said...

Aww, they look half their size!!! p.s. what an amazing view in the first pic!

MoMo said...

You too took it sooooooo well. I scream blue, no, psychedelic, murder every time I have a bath.

Natalie said...

Oh my gosh, those wet cat pictures! There is nothing quite as pitiful or hilarious. Also, your view is amazing.

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

GASP! None of us here have ever gotten a bath. Sounds horrible!

Cat-in-Sydney said...

And the winner of the wet fur contest is......MOM!!!! har har har *evil laughs*
Slash & Bronzy, be brave my friends. purrr....meow!

Princess Jasmine said...

Oh no that doesn't look fun at all. Hope you are both nicely fluffed back up again now xx