Thursday, February 10, 2011

The Furball Ruse

When Mommy first got me,
she took one look at all my floof and
began to worry that I would spend the rest of my days
hacking up monster-sized furballs.

As it turns out, her worries are for naught!

Thanks to my genius ideas,
I have yet to hack up a single furball.
Can't say the same for Bronzy though.
Let's just say...
If furballs were planets, she would be the creator of the universe.

Mommy still puzzles over this curious furball reversal.
If only she knew why...

Slash: Assistant Prawn, I'm ready for my grooming.

Bronzy: Yes, Master! Let me prepare my tongue, Master.

Bronzy: I'm ready to start now, Master.

Bronzy: *lick-lick-lick-lick-lick-lick*
Slash: Zzzz...

Bronzy: *hack*
Slash: !!!

Bronzy: I think I need some dental floss.

Ahahaha! Am I not clever?

Purringly yours,
Slash

PS. Some of you thought that yesterday's
Wordless Wednesday photo
was a post-meal/post-treatsies shot.

It isn't!

The truth is...
Bronzy and I enjoy doing nothing for long stretches of time
and then suddenly performing a synchronised move when you least expect it.

Look carefully...

Three...

Two...

One...

ACTION!

We are clever like that.

PPS. Go on over to Wendy's LOL-Spot
and watch me and a whole bunch of funny kitties
push ourselves to the limit!

PPPS. Nosekisses to all of you on this very terrific Thursday!

~5-Cat Style

16 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

This answers MANY of Mommy's yak mysteries. Slash, the secret is out!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

We know those hairballs can be quite bad at times. We have one kitty that has them and one that doesn't. Your pictures are so beautiful!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Derby, Ducky said...

hehe, oh yes. I Ducky have never had a hairball or yakked up after eating. Derby however yaks regularly.

Cat-in-Sydney said...

Oh Slash...you're a feline after my own heart. Now, you're giving me ideas on how to deal with my pest...ooops pet...Brad. har har har *evil laughs*

Cloon said...

Oh Slash you are such a clever one! Poor Assistant Prawn...

Sparkle said...

Slash, you are a very smart kitty!

Au and Target said...

Brilliant management plan, Slash!

MoMo said...

You are such a smart kitty, Slash! Now I'll just have to get an Assistant Prawn!

Marg said...

Slash, you are one smart kitty getting your assistant to give you a good bath. Then poor Bronzy has to toss it all up. Great pictures especially the ones from yesterday. Hope all of you have a fun day.

Kea said...

Aha, now we see how you avoid hairballs! :-D

Fabulous photos!

Hannah and Lucy said...

You are very naughty Slash getting Bronzy to bath you and yak for you too!! We think that takes you way up the "lazy" scale!!!

Brian said...

Oh yea, the great furball mystery! Hey, I saw you a Wendy's place, looking good!!!

ABBY said...

Slash you are one clever kitty!

purrin
xoxox

Catsparella said...

Nosekisses!! Aw Slash, once again you prove you are the cleverest kitty!

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

Slash, we bow to yer devious cleverness!

Luscious Lucy said...

Ahh, we can see who the master truly is! Poor Bronzy. But Bronzy, look at it this way, "Hair today, gone tomorrow"!
xoxoxo