Mommy: Okay, you can look up now.
Happy Birthday, Slashy!
Slash: Oh, Wow... So many pressies. Thank you, Mommy!
Mommy: Look! I got you your favourite cans of stinky goodness.
Mommy: A big bag of crunchy kibble.
Mommy: And there's more up there for you.
Mommy: There's lots of Greenies snacks and...
Slash: Is that a feathered wand? YIPPEE!!!
Slash: Oh, feathered beauty... allow thou to smooch thee!
Mommy: Why don't you hop up and take a closer look at your pressies?
Slash: Yes, Ma'am!
Slash: Turkey and chicken flavoured biscuits. Yummo!
Slash: And they're grain-free too. What healthy stuff!
Slash: All of it tightly sealed for freshness. I love all the food, Mommy!
Slash: But the wand...
Slash: I am sooooo drawn to that wand.
Slash: I love wands, you know.
Slash: I live for wands!
Mommy: Look closer, Slashy. You're missing something.
Slashy: I am? Hmmm...
Slash: *Gasp* Oh my cod, there are two wands. TWO wands!
Slash: This is my ultimate dream come true. Chasing two wands at the same time!
Bronzy: Actually... How about you chase one wand and I chase the other?
Slash: Wha...! Where did you come from?
Bronzy: I don't mind sharing, you know.
Bronzy: You could take the pink wand and I'll take the blue. I'm not fussy.
Slash: Go away, Bron! There's nothing for you.
Everything is mine.
The wands, the food... All mine!
Slash: Mommy, the birthday boy doesn't have to share his pressies, right?
Mommy: It's good to share. You'll enjoy your pressies much more if you share them.
Slash: What?!!! That is a completely bogus theory.
Slash: I reject it and refuse to share.
Slash: Stop eyeing my loot, you greedy monster!
Bronzy: Well, that's a bit harsh.
I may be a greedy monster, but I certainly wasn't eyeing.
Slash: Alright, Bron. Maybe I'll share a little with you.
I'll think about it, okay?
Bronzy: And while you think...
Bronzy: I'll just get things started...
Bronzy: By unwrapping these wands.
Slash: What the...?
Slash: Until I've decided to share... Get your pirate paws off my property!!!