I was minding my own business by napping in the middle of the bedroom floor when SUDDENLY somefing fell right on top me!
I struggled and struggled but that fing was immovable.
Then I stopped struggling and looked at the fing. It was a big hooman bean!
This bean had fallen asleep on me! So since I was clearly not going anywhere, I decided to continue my nap.
But that is why I had disappeared fur a bit. Not because of my gunky ears (I'm getting much better alriddy), but because I had been flattened alive.