Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Bronzy's Feed-Me Face

Feed me, please? 

 Feed me, please? 

 Feed me, please? 

 Thank you!!!

~5-Cat Style

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Courage, Fail Me Not!

Whenever I whip the vacuum cleaner out,
Slash and Bronzy will run for cover.
Today they chose safety in numbers inside the carrier.

 Slash: Don't worry, Bron. We'll be safe in here.

 Bronzy: But, Slash, I think it's coming closer. 

Slash: HOLY WHISKERS! You're right!

Slash: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'll confront my worst fear and make a run for it.

*scrambles madly back into the carrier*
Slash: YOWZA! This damn thing is just too scary!

~5-Cat Style

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Friday, November 25, 2011

Supervisor Slash

Bronzy: Slash, who's outside the window on the roof?

Slash: Let me see... 

Slash: Assistant Prawn, quick bring me my executive chair!

Slash: A human bean is in need of me to snoopervise.

~5-Cat Style

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Wordless Wednesday: Bye-Bye Claws!









 ~ 5-Cat Style

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Belly Stopper

Bronzy attempts to squeeze herself into the keyboard pull-out drawer.


But her bulging belly is stopping her from gaining a full entry.

~5-Cat Style


Thursday, November 17, 2011

Kaleidoscopic Kitty

Introducing...
Bronzy, the Magnificent Mistress of Illusion!


Actually...
She's just sqooshed between the window and the back of the couch.

~5-Cat Style

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Wordless Wednesday - An Invitation to Wrestle



~5-Cat Style

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Does the above happen to you all the time?
It does to me!
Especially since the litterbox is in my bathroom.

Slash: Oh, stop complaining, Mommy.

Slash: You should be glad that I didn't insist you move my 'throne' into the bedroom.

~5-Cat Style

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Slash Rejects Gender Stereotypes

Slash: O Romeo, Romeo!

Slash: Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Mommy: Erm... Slash... That's the girl's line.

Slash: Hmmph! I refuse to be pigeonholed by such silly gender restrictions.
And besides, don't I make a beautiful Juliet?

~5-Cat Style


Sunday, October 30, 2011

Sleepy Sunday

Our plan for this Sunday is to... 

... Synchronise-sleep.

What's your plan?

~5-Cat Style

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Wordless Wednesday: Someone Wants a Belly Rub


~5-Cat Style

Monday, October 24, 2011

ManCat Monday: Soprano Slash

Moistening my lips...

 
*lick-lick-lick*

*lick-lick-lick*

That should be enough. Better clear my throat too.

*cough-cough-cough*

Okay, let's do this!

La La La La La...

Oh cod, that sounded awful!

 
Let's really moisten these babies.

 *lick-lick-lick-lick-lick-lick*

*SLURP*

And one deep breath before I really let it loose...

LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!

~5-Cat Style

Friday, October 21, 2011

Breakfast Owwies

Sorry for the grainy resolution.

I took the following pictures
in the wee hours of the morning in my darkened bedroom
to show you how Slash will try to wake me up to feed him his breakfast.

And this happens every morning.


Needless to say,
I have a couple of bald spots now
thanks to his highness.

~5-Cat Style