~5-Cat Style
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
How to Ask for Treats
If asking for treats sweetly and politely doesn't work...
Climb up on to a table...
And YELL out your demand!
~5-Cat Style
Monday, September 12, 2011
ManCat Monday - Sexy or not?
Slash, I think the lady cats will find you sexy with all that dishevelled bedroom fur.
But I don't think that dragon's breath will cut it with them.
Shall we start brushing your teeth so you'll be truly kiss-worthy?
~5-Cat Style
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Sleepy Sunday - A Good Noon Nap to You!
Slash & Bronzy: We're ready for our noon nap, Mommy.
Slash & Bronzy: We're all settled in with a warm blanket.
Slash & Bronzy: We've said good noon nap to the birds.
Slash & Bronzy: And we've given each other a good noon nap kiss.
Mommy: Enjoy your nap, darlings.
Slash & Bronzy: We will, Mommy!
~5-Cat Style
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Do Cats Watch Movies?
Slash: Mommy, what are you watching?
Mommy: It's a movie called A Cry in the Dark.
Slash: Why don't they just turn on the light and be happy?
Slash: Hmmm... it looks interesting. I'll watch it with you.
Slash: Oh boy, talking about turning on the waterworks.
Bronzy: Hey, I wanna watch the movie too. What have I missed so far?
Slash: It started with a dingo. It got a woman's baby.
Slash: Then nobody believed the woman and she's on trial now.
So we're waiting to see if she...
Mommy: Ssshh! No talking, guys. I can't hear what's going on.
Slash & Bronzy: Sorry, Mommy!
~5-Cat Style
Friday, September 09, 2011
Bronzy's Opposable Tongue
I may not have opposable thumbs.
But I do have an opposable tongue.
It is very useful for bending over on the cat tree...
And bathing upside-down.
You should try it!
~5-Cat Style
Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Tuesday, September 06, 2011
It Started with a Box
Slash: Bronzy, what have you got there?
Bronzy: A new box!
Slash: Did Mommy say we can play with it?
Bronzy: I don't know. I didn't ask.
Slash: Mommy, may we play with your box?
Bronzy: May we, PLEASE?
Bronzy: Oh, cool! Thanks, Mommy!
Bronzy: Now how shall I climb into this box? Should I tip-toe into it?
Bronzy: Should I just leap?
Slash: Oh Geez... this is going to take forever.
Slash: I'll get into the box first. Watch me!
Bronzy: Oooh... you're clever, Slash!
Slash: I hope this box fits my bottom.
Bronzy: Does it, Slash? Does the box fit your bottom?
Slash: Hey, what do you know? It does fit!
Bronzy: Let me check!
*Bronzy walks around checking the box carefully*
Slash: Muahaha! I am king and this is my throne!
Slash: I claim this box as mine!
Bronzy: May I play with the box now, Slash?
Slash: Wha?! But I'm not done yet.
Bronzy: I think it's my turn now.
Slash: Wait a while more.
Bronzy: But I want to play with it now.
Slash: Just wait a little more.
Bronzy: If you don't let me take my turn now, you leave me no choice.
Bronzy: I'll use my claw-strike on you! Haiyak!!!
*thwap-thwap-thwap*
Slash: I'm not afraid of you! You're a girl!
Bronzy: Then take THIS!
Mommy: HEY! No fighting.
Slash & Bronzy: Sorry, Mommy.
*0.5 seconds later*
*thwap-thwap-thwap*
Slash: Your efforts are futile, girly! I'll never leave this box.
Bronzy: Oh wait, Slash... you have something on your nose. Let me get that for you.
Slash: EEEEYOWCH!!!
Bronzy: Underestimate a girl now, will you?
*blows raspberries at a sore-nosed Slash*
Bronzy: Oh box, how I love thee.
Bronzy: I promise to never leave you.
*And a very happy Bronzy spent many happy hours loving her box*
~5-Cat Style
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