OMG. What is happening?
Not another bath!
I can't keep living like this with this evil Mommy.
I need a way out of this horrid, wet, traumatic life.
I'll have to jump.
Yikes. That's quite a jump.
And there's no time to pack that parachute or strengthen my thighs with squats.
I'll just have to take my chances.
Okay, here I go... Bye-Bye, Evil Mommy!
Dammit! I was so focused on the jump that I didn't see Mommy standing right in front of me.
But I'll do better next time!