Remember how Slash used to stick both his paws under the door?
I caught him doing it again, but this time it was under the table between two boxes.
Mommy: What are you doing, Slash?
Slash: I'm waiting for someone to help me get into the gap.
Mommy: But why do you have to stick your paws into it like that? It's weird.
Slash: It's not weird. I'm pointing you to where I want to go, silly! I thought it was obvious.
PS. Even though it looks incriminating with my big name all over the box, those maxi nappies are not mine, I swear!