For my very first blog entry this 2012,
I have a treat in store for you.
I bring to you Slash's first music video!
This video shows you what it is like when I give Slash a butt bath.
You'll get to see the struggle, the resulting holes in my clothes,
the cries of protest, the look of murder,
and finally the surrender.
(Please let me know if you have trouble loading the video.)