Saturday, April 02, 2011

Slash's Wrestling Strategy Needs Rethinking

Slash works hard at his wrestling games with Bronzy.

And he employs many tricks in a bid to win each match.
For example...

Distracting Bronzy with butterfly paw waves is a favourite.

So is threatening her with lionesque poses.

And to maneuver himself into the ideal pounce position...

Slash will hop quickly from one leg to another,
making him look as though he is krumping.

And when he finally gets into his desired pounce position...

He will hurl himself at Bronzy.
Sometimes quietly, sometimes with a terrific yell.

But, more often than not...

All these carefully thought-out strategies leave him at
the receiving end of a humiliating face-crunch.

The poor boy...

~5-Cat Style

12 comments:

Sparkle said...

All that work... for so little reward! Well, NO reward at all, actually.

Au and Target said...

Excellent wrestle fest you two. Better than watching the pros on TV. You're better looking and have better moves!

Katnip Lounge said...

ha ha ha! Now we know where Rupert and Sweet Pea got their moves. Poor Rupert is inevitably the crunchee.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Those are some good moves!

Sweet Praline said...

Nice try, Slash!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

I just love these wrestling photos!

Marg said...

Well nice try Slash. It looked like you had it all in control but Bronzy won that round I think. Hope you are all right Slash. We loved the expression on your face. You are one tough looking dude.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We think Bronzy won that bout paws down but better luck next time Slash - you'll beat Bronzy one day soon.
luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Fin said...

Where's the popcorn? What a show.

ABBY said...

Awww he likes to let her win!

:-)

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Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
purrin
xoxox
~ManxMnews

Cloon said...

Slash, you has some excellent techniques, thanks for demonstrating theese ones! (As for Bronzy cleaning your clock, well buddy I'z been in theese same situation before and may be again when Neytiri becomes one of those big ragdolls, she'll probably just sit on me...)

CatLadyDiary.com said...

Aw dual paws to the face!