A true gentleman cat always grooms himself away from female eyes.
So before I groom myself, I seek out a private room.
Once I'm in it, I scan the room on my right.
Then I scan the room on my left to be sure that there are no lady cats around.
If all is clear, I proceed to raise one leg...
And then freely groom my precious gentlemanly bits.Should a lady cat walk in on me, I do one of two things:
Pretend that I was actually grooming my paws.
Or distract her with my most seductive come-hither look.The second option usually works best for me.
~5-Cat Style
15 comments:
You dont fool us. We know what ya been doin...
But it IS considerate of ya ta try...
Oh, darling Slash! be careful, my SS wants to kittynap you.
Ahh it's your beauty secret!
You are adorable!
purrs
Luna - WE LOVE LUNA
Hey Slash! Come-hither look? I like..... purrr....meow!
Oh my, Slash, you are quite the alluring kitty.
I love that second photo - you look so regal and leonine!
We lurve your "come-hither" look - can we?
Slash, we like both your profiles. Good grooming is definitely the mancatly thing to do.
unable to comment...
all fainty...
::THUD::
Mommy: who slew all the girlcats?
I'm sure it works every time, Slash! I've said it before, and I'll say it again - you are one handsome kitty!
"gentlemanly bits!!" I love it!!
I can see how your seductive "come hither" look would work, you are one handsome mancat!
Slash, you have really got the look! We bet the lady cats are all in love with you! Lots of love, Holly and mom
Oh my goodness that seductive come-hither look works for me. What was I not supposed to see?
And the paparazzi is hiding behind the curtain!
Thanks for dropping by and your words of comfort. Au ate a little so we're hopeful. If only he'll keep eating, he should be OK.
*sigh*
Slash the look works for me!
purrin
xoxox
woooo, those eyes!!
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