It Started with a Box

Slash: Bronzy, what have you got there?

Bronzy: A new box!

Slash: Did Mommy say we can play with it?

Bronzy: I don't know. I didn't ask.

Slash: Mommy, may we play with your box?

Bronzy: May we, PLEASE?

Bronzy: Oh, cool! Thanks, Mommy!

Bronzy: Now how shall I climb into this box? Should I tip-toe into it?

Bronzy: Should I just leap?

Slash: Oh Geez... this is going to take forever.

Slash: I'll get into the box first. Watch me!

Bronzy: Oooh... you're clever, Slash!

Slash: I hope this box fits my bottom.

Bronzy: Does it, Slash? Does the box fit your bottom?

Slash: Hey, what do you know? It does fit!

Bronzy: Let me check!

*Bronzy walks around checking the box carefully*

Slash: Muahaha! I am king and this is my throne!

Slash: I claim this box as mine!

Bronzy: May I play with the box now, Slash?

Slash: Wha?! But I'm not done yet.

Bronzy: I think it's my turn now.

Slash: Wait a while more.

Bronzy: But I want to play with it now.

Slash: Just wait a little more.

Bronzy: If you don't let me take my turn now, you leave me no choice.

Bronzy: I'll use my claw-strike on you! Haiyak!!!

*thwap-thwap-thwap*

Slash: I'm not afraid of you! You're a girl!

Bronzy: Then take THIS!

Mommy: HEY! No fighting.

Slash & Bronzy: Sorry, Mommy.

*0.5 seconds later*

*thwap-thwap-thwap*

Slash: Your efforts are futile, girly! I'll never leave this box.

Bronzy: Oh wait, Slash... you have something on your nose. Let me get that for you.

Slash: EEEEYOWCH!!!

Bronzy: Underestimate a girl now, will you?

*blows raspberries at a sore-nosed Slash*

Bronzy: Oh box, how I love thee.

Bronzy: I promise to never leave you.

*And a very happy Bronzy spent many happy hours loving her box*

 

~5-Cat Style

Sleepy Sunday Faces Hide 4am Destruction

Don't let these sleepy...

Innocent-looking faces...

Fool you.

The reason why Slash and Bronzy are looking like this is

because they kicked up quite a ruckus at 4am again.

This time, during what must have been a most exciting wrestling match,

Slash knocked over the kitty bar (it being one giant and two smaller bowls of water).

When I investigated the noise of the fallen porcelain, I saw that

water had covered half the kitchen floor and seethed through a portion of the living room carpet.

As innocent as Slash tried to look,

I knew that he was the one who had kicked the bowl over

because his back, butt and tail were dripping.

Indisputable evidence!

So don't let these sleepy faces fool you.

Lots of naughtiness are brewing behind them.

~5-Cat Style

Flashback Friday - Slash the Gentleman Cat

Mommy says that from the time I was a wee little kitten,

I had impeccable manners.

I always cleaned my mouth after meals.

 And I always sat with my paws crossed.

Mommy still marvels at how princely my manners are.

I don't know who I learnt this from.

Maybe I'm just a natural-born gentleman cat.

~5-Cat Style

Slash and his Fainting Couch

What shall I do on this busy Monday morning?

I think...

I'll take my time...

To slowly get groggy...

And pass out on the couch.

~5-Cat Style

Bronzy Makes Biscuits

I had a very busy morning making biscuits.

I concentrated very hard on the task.

And ended up making tons!

When Slash tried to distract me with toys and an invitation to wrestle...

... I stayed focused on kneading my best biscuits.

I didn't even stop when Mommy petted my head.

I was an unstoppable biscuit-making machine!

~5-Cat Style

Hide-and-Seek - An Epic Fail

I'm trying to hide from Slash behind this pole.

But Mommy doesn't think this is a good hiding spot.

I think it's fine as long as I suck in my tummy like this and hold still like that.

Uh-oh! Here he comes!

*freezes*

Bronzy, I can totally see you!

I don't think you understand what "hiding" means!

~5-Cat Style

ManCat Monday - Paws & Claws

A true mancat always has clean paws...

And shiny claws!

~5-Cat Style

Wingardium Leviosa

With the help of my friends, Karisma and Queenie,

Bronzy is now quite the levitator.

Slash, however, has chosen to remain rooted to the ground.

~5-Cat Style

Slash's Winter Secret

Wanna know a secret?

Ok, I'll tell you...

Winter may be ending, but the days are still very cold.

Bronzy tries to warm by snuggling in her bed.

I, on the other paw, am more hi-tech.

I snuggle Mommy's laptop.

The heat from it is heavenly.

But ssshhh...

Don't tell Bronzy that!

~5-Cat Style

ManCat Monday - Slash the Supervisor

Every time Mommy washes the litterbox, I supervise.

I make sure she meets my high standards of cleanliness.

If she doesn't, I stare at her hard.

And give her my that's-not-good-enough-scrub-that-again expression.

It works!

~5-Cat Style

All Tucked In For Our Afternoon Siesta

~5-Cat Style