Slash isn't the easiest cat to brush.
But I have to give it my best shot because
I don't want to keep sedating him for professional grooming.
I wish he understood that and would make it easy for me.
But his line of thinking goes something like,
"Why make it easy when you can make it hard for Mom?"
His protests usually begin with lots of grumbling.
They will then progress into a more violent form of struggling.
That is why I have to hug him in a very strategic pose.
Need to avoid getting clawed at and chewed on, you know.
When Slash finally tires himself out from all the fighting,
he will close his eyes and stay frozen in a rigid position.
But not without pulling some extraordinary faces
to show his continued disapproval of getting 'tortured' by the brush.
~5-Cat Style
Photos courtesy of Jennet
Why do you prefer your books over me? Me! Your floofy, handsome son!
Fine! You leave me no choice but to burn your back with my laser eyes.
I have backup.
Slash isn't the easiest cat to brush.
But I have to give it my best shot because
I wish he understood that and would make it easy for me.
His protests usually begin with lots of grumbling.
They will then progress into a more violent form of struggling.
That is why I have to hug him in a very strategic pose.
When Slash finally tires himself out from all the fighting,
But not without pulling some extraordinary faces
When you are a man cat and sleeping...
And your stoopid sister takes up your leg room...
It is perfectly acceptable...
To use her body as a foot stool.
Mommy says that because I am so floofy, I make a great glass cleaner.
So she asked me to help her wipe clean the glass top on the coffee table.
I'm not sure I want to. Some of these stains look pretty dodgy.
Like this one!
Ewww... When was the last time you wiped the coffee table, Mom?
Slash was staring me down...
When Bronzy stumbled upon the scene.
She decided to give her brother a little love.
But Slash recoiled immediately...
Got up...
And swaggered away.
Poor Bronzy...
