Sooo Sooo Bored!!!

Mommy, you do realise that you have neglected me for 2 weeks, don't you?

If this is going to continue, you are going to find me dead from boredom.

Like this! Not breathing.

Eyes not blinking.

Tongue sticking out.

How much longer till the exams are over?

2 MORE WEEKS!!!

I'm one dead cat.

~5-Cat Style

Toesday

Mommy: "Last week's manicure is holding up pretty well. You won't be needing one this week."

Bronzy: "But, Mommy... I need my beauty treatment. What else can I do?"

Mommy: "Try some beauty sleep."

Bronzy: "Trying it now! Is it working?"

~5-Cat Style

Warning Issued

Mommy...

I have something to tell you.

STOP READING AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!

That's all.

~5-Cat Style

Slash's BIG Mouth

And the answer to Thoughtful Thursday's question is... Slash was about to give a BIG yawn.

I don't know if it is the horrible heat (or Mommy's terrible neglect), but Slash has been yawning an awful lot lately.


I think he needs to be careful. Otherwise, he's going to find himself with a mouthful of flies.

~5-Cat Style

Thoughtful Thursday

Here is another thinking question for Thoughtful Thursday.

What on cat's earth is Slash doing?

The answer will be revealed tomorrow!

~5-Cat Style

Wordless Wednesday

I think Mommy is bored.

~5-Cat Style

Toesday

Mommy just gave me a manicure. But not like the painted manicures she gives herself. Maybe one day Mommy will paint mine. Which colour should I choose then?



~5-Cat Style

The Stable Cat

Mommy met her first stable cat at the Balmoral Equestrian Centre on Friday. No, no, I don't mean a cat who isn't crazy. I mean a cat who lives in a stable with horses!


Mommy described him as a handsome and confident cat who walked with a swagger and was very comfortable with the horses. Mommy thinks that he thinks that he owns them.


Mommy said that the stable cat made it his business that morning to supervision their lessons with his horses.


He would follow them from the stables to the paddocks and even on to the field where they had lessons in leading his horses.


Mommy and her friends could not resist giving him some cuddles and he was clearly pleased with that because he purred and purred.

Have you ever met a stable cat?

~5-Cat Style

My 3 Good Reasons

I am not happy with Mommy for 3 good reasons.

This is my angry look by the way.

The first good reason is that Mommy has repeatedly forgotten to put linkies to our friends' bloggies. The Zoolatry Girls and CCL Wendy had so kindly featured me on their blogs and Mommy forgot all about it! Mommy says that her brains are a bit cooked because of the exams and so before she forgets again, she is putting up the linkies now. So please visit our friends here and here to see ME! Oh... and Slash appears somewhere as an extra.

Then the second good reason is that Mommy has been neglecting us for her books and notes again! I do not see why exams are more important than we are. Things are so bad that Slash and I have to get attention from Mommy's printer. How sad is that?!





And the third good reason is that I got scolded by Mommy for pulling Slash's fur out. But it was for a good cause! The fashion designer in me was inspired to start a new line of winter boots (even though summer is approaching). And since I created black boots the last time, it only made sense to have white boots this time. Mommy just doesn't get it.




Do you?

~5-Cat Style

Thank God It's Friday

I feel soooo sapped.

I'm beyond pooped.

Wha...? Did you say it's Friday?

Woohoo! It's time to spruce up for the weekend!

Gotta be minty fresh and spiffy clean.

And there's no better scrub-brush than my very own pinky licky tongue.

~5-Cat Style

A Mommy in My Eye

Mommy tried to capture me with her clicky thing again. But guess what... I captured her instead!

Look carefully...


There's my Mommy!


And I didn't even need to use any clicky thing. I just used my blinky eye!

~5-Cat Style

The Fly

You know that summer is well on its way when flies start to make an appearance.

One large buzzing fly found its way into my bedroom last night and boy, did drive Slash nuts! His head was bobbing up and down, his neck was snapping left and right, his eyes were bulging out of their sockets and he was crooning non-stop like an angry pigeon. He managed to maintain that level of frenzy for well over an hour. Talk about an obsession!

Bronzy, on the other hand, was a lot more cool about the whole fly affair and slept through most of Slash's meltdown.

I managed to capture some shots of Slash's look of obsession. The quality may be a bit grainy. That's because it was in the dead of the night with only my table lamp on. Plus my hands were a bit shaky from a too-much-caffeine-not-enough-sleep combo.

Happy viewing!




~5-Cat Style